2024 in Haiku

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2024 in Haiku

January

1 - internet bandwidth / taken up by kid chatting / my game lags again

2 - office worker falls / paper towels absorb blood / pull up carpet squares

3 - tetrominoes fall / teen hero completes a line / kill screen victory

4 - dinner with colleagues / kid interrupts with questions / i'd say that's a wrap

5 - fourth year of the plague / why must it pile on my friend? / hope she gets well soon

6 - lazy saturday / smallest bit of snow on ground / i just watch youtube

7 - chicken, beef, and pork / they all belong in my cart / yes, we have the meats

8 - random sentences / generated by magic / after work coding

9 - a blue shell appears / mario kart bracket bust / team building event

10 - school nurse calls me up / kiddo is worried re: tooth / but it's after school

11 - both kiddo and i / look up her spelling bee words / what does sphagnum mean?

12 - the weekend is here / i would do all of the things / there's no internet

13 - to buy some cold ones / trogdor needs no fake ID / man, tempus fugit

14 - internet returned / but brutal cold still remains / with car error light

15 - youtube background noise / i lay here doing nothing / watching files copy

16 - snow roads hiding ice / golf cart attempted to fly / penguin raised one foot

17 - state legislature / they make my life difficult / state of misery

18 - reorgs, pronouns, teeth, / loved ones in the hospital... / can we catch our breath?

19 - the stinging cold air / cuts like a knife through my clothes / goodbye internet

20 - don't fill the rat hole / sometimes the best heart warming / is found in void form

21 - another year gone / without a passing result / jlpt fail

22 - i fell on my ass / phone flew out of my pocket / apples don't ice skate

23 - ribcage is rattled / my stomach isn't that great / can i stay in bed?

24 - work's very stressful / i would clench and grind my teeth / alas! loose filling...

25 - godzilla again / though in gorgeous black and white / kiddo's snack crinkles

26 - play games with kid's friend / who is funny? who's got eye? / meme forced laughter now

27 - i'm not too sexy / for these height-adjusted pants / you know what I mean?

28 - diet ski not great / so i'll continue drinking / sucralose kool-aid

29 - i worked extra hard / building dashboard sketches — / more study time please

30 - one filling i thought / a dental surprise instead / double the pleasure

31 - tiny red monster / buried in people's nightmares... / mighty atlas hugged

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February

1 - jerked awake at four / heartburn from late-night soda / so very tired

2 - a rare occurrence / kiddo running a fever / toilet paper pile

3 - 🎵 animaniacs! 🎵 / 🎵 got a fever in our brat... 🎵 / and so i stayed home

4 - trader joe's packed full / shop in a circle of hell / abandon all hope

5 - sleepiness smothers / and my day is filled with work / i just want to read

6 - the morning sun shines / into my commuting face / brave Zatoichi

7 - i wake up tired / mental overexertion / from dreams in HD

8 - tortured all day long / by the wafting scents of food — / damn my allergy

9 - corporate greed's far / worse than faulty acme wares — / save our coyote!

10 - i am home alone / ramen tv and taxes / like a real adult

11 - spy novel come true / as cat and writer jet set / crisscrossed movie plot

12 - the super bowl ads / and not active genocide / fuel workplace chatter

13 - lunch break study time / work has beefed up firewall / can't access flashcards

14 - sixty years gone by / four flavors became many / pop tart man has died

15 - die spurenfinder / solved the murder and then some / now find a sequel

16 - giant fluffs of cotton / fall down from the wintry sky / a proper haiku

17 - you know it gives me / gender euphoria to / pee in the shower

18 - the wheel of fortune / raises up and throws down all / who pursue romance

19 - classical music / as the crowds come to inspect / flower genitals

20 - duolingo owl / now teaches kiddo german / insults me auf deutsch

21 - our manmade geyser / tallest in the usa / reached a manmade end

22 - the office crowd talk / face-to-face, phone put away — / they've got no service

23 - watch clouds float in blue / through the office window's grime / sky doesn't feel real

24 - writing tomorrow / the haiku meant for today / fell asleep early

25 - grocery shopping / like reverse vampire early / to avoid starbursts

26 - my mind's eye is dark / but your voice is recorded / lossless stereo

27 - watch hamburger stocks / everchanging price per fry / capitalist hell

28 - a burst of summer / followed by cold winter wind — / which month is it now?

29 - school presentation / on ancient chinese culture / long like the great wall

March

1 - guitar history played / on six distinct instruments / masterful technique

2 - shopping to prepare / for kiddo's camping trip but / not for age and growth

3 - opera masters / imagination filled with / barber bugs bunny

4 - camp prep is thrown off / by half dose sleep gummies flub / preteen pill popper

5 - kiddo is not here / i keep noticing quiet / nice yet uncanny

6 - kiddo called upset / phone use instruction lacking / can i come home now?

7 - mountain bird passed on / video games and manga / are perched on that hill

8 - this eye dilation / makes it hard to pick out frames / i chose a grey blur

9 - post office passport / with awkward gender questions / privacy lacking

10 - in my dream tom scott / crouched forlorn on rocky beach / pulled off a grey wig

11 - no internet means / delayed view of cena buff / take off envelope?

12 - work, home, and cook food / veg out during dinner show / practice and repeat

13 - harry potter terf / loudly denies history / britain moves backwards

14 - st louis city / bombards us with texts and calls / tornado warning

15 - read on new device / then looked back at my phone / so miniature

16 - together we hike / through forest and modern art / masculine bonding

17 - keyboards of all shapes / like typewriters or wafers / but all expensive

18 - audio issues / nervous adults plucking strings / guitar recital

19 - stress piles on more stress / the simplest things become hard / in power bi

20 - behind in all things / kanji sleep and reading too / as well as haiku

21 - brain dead after work / brain dead watching kiddo's show / i am now zombie

22 - work done yesterday / planning for week of planning / is all that is left

23 - the blue roses wilt / as the apothecary / dances fond farewell

24 - resisting the urge / to get my old squeezebox out / youtube draws me in

25 - spacing out meetings / sitting with a voided mind / quarterly planning

26 - antihistamines / are pro-anxiety and sleep / too scared to learn golf

27 - guess-the-word gametime / the card names a certain grain / 僕の名は?

28 - multitasking stress / countered by strolls, grape soda, / and board games with friends

29 - i have glasses now / the long starbursts remain seen / but sharper image

30 - cute baby bunnies / and a little snake on view / before the egg hunt

31 - long drive back to home / we stop for food on the way / thanks easter shutdown

April

1 - new sheets, tornados / long hours on april fools / anniversary

2 - [A Power BI placeholder column:] what is my purpose / feel like i just take up space / users don't see me

3 - glasses press on ears / would take them off for respite / but then eyes angry

4 - elevator songs / pastel nothingness plateau / that was the worst show

5 - not on vacation / double that since others are / can i get paid more?

6 - no kid! just us! so... / we stood and waited and stood / waiting even more

7 - plant imposition / has set me in a foul mood / forced obligation

8 - to chester we drove / to witness totality / by wimpy's burger

9 - time with my sibling / eating pho and watching show / but now i lack sleep

10 - tried out nice guitar / clerk kept pushing cheaper ones / do i sound that bad?

11 - red faced irish man / remains in form eating wings / heated comedy

12 - writing this haiku / shameful procrastination / it's two days too late

13 - first time in a while / where there is nothing scheduled / vegetation state

14 - reading old folktales / while lounging about in bed / good relaxation

15 - the sun destroys me / sapping all my energy / anti-superman

16 - twas ChatGPT / that wrote the convoluted code / now human debug

17 - seasons change in hours / kiddo's airways can't keep up / fever and tissues

18 - no sleep for kiddo / means no sleep for us either / kid stays home; i don't

19 - let's end the work week / and finish third grade kanji / and go out to eat

20 - hometown aerovons / on hometown record label / finally released

21 - my turn with sore throat / it was hot and now it's not / add extra blanket

22 - walking to the store / talking to kid about friends / and set boundaries

23 - late night with the job / slow restaurant service / and then a movie

24 - ah you maniacs / you banned it! god damn you all / there goes the youth vote

25 - ways of working changed / without communication / means frustrating week

26 - kiddo all dressed up / last school dance before new school / overstimulate

27 - car coolant problem / derails weekend plan of fun / and adds to my stress

28 - intermittent rain / waxes like anxiety / coming and going

29 - the car is too broke / we have to buy a new one / my stomach feels sick

30 - somehow my sweet child / lost clothes and shoes while at school / stuck in a costume

May

1 - silent heart troubles / form loud ripples of worry / mothers are fragile

2 - too loud and too quiet / i can't see or hear the play / here in the school gym

3 - listening to live / final fantasy music / ignorant of course

4 - angry ribs flare up / while viewing strange irises / with still stranger names

5 - finally six flags / i sit and read some peanuts / while they ride again

6 - parents seem like gods / when one is small in the world / adult us worry

7 - mailing lien request / begging for release with a / disney villain stamp

8 - life like truman show / see us go to DMV / closed — it's truman day

9 - large gathering pain / want to sneak away quickly / i can't hear me think

10 - the world seems to see / what our city lights drown out / aurora missing

11 - hear the violins / as our symphony supports / bugs bunny in drag

12 - europe's champion / nemo's heart beats like a drum / my ears beat with worms

13 - new car all legal / registration is complete / wallet still crying

14 - cough go home they said / cough so home I go sniffle / to nap off the cough

15 - all day on one task / finally solved the issue / now there's more problems

16 - americana / listen to guitar and voice / at Grant's White Haven

17 - invasion of flies / buzzing driving us crazy / family unite!

18 - i might not draw well / but the glide of a pen nib / is very calming

19 - told kiddo to clean / peeked in after hearing bangs / there is now more mess

20 - Germany trip booked / a long flight in a few months / and a long one back

21 - watched hula dances / ate pho and listened to kid's / piano concert

22 - the face my kid makes / during school graduation: / old disapproval

23 - sleep fails me again / a tiny visitor chews / paper in the night

24 - metamorphosis / cut down due to its sex change / the poor gingko tree

25 - confused dishwasher / lets water in all the time / water valve is stuck

26 - our mail doesn't come / mark it as missing online / what important ghosts

27 - kiddo went thrifting / picks out oversized items / size letters foreign

28 - the plumbing rework / finished with a makeover / dishwasher now off

29 - old car lien release / arrived in the mail today / one headache over

30 - a new leaky valve / this old house stresses me out / with its drip drip drip

31 - good mythical tour / means shirtless josh and gross food / as kid covers ears

June

1 - aloha golf ball / as we putt you in the hole / true family fun

2 - i lounge in my bed / gathering spyro trophies / and reading peanuts

3 - another valve down / plumbing victories increase / a lot more to go

4 - bad heartburn attack / makes me imagine the worst / i should eat slower

5 - list of books read grows / thanks to comics, e-reader, / and my dear glasses

6 - a work team outing / though cardinals lost the game / was still a good time

7 - the weirdness at work / with identity persists / but i got a raise

8 - failed quest for my mom / at our city's lego store / supplier issues

9 - watched online film fest / movie with kids making film / in the seventies

10 - which kanji system / to study most effective / unending question

11 - birthday movie time / we watch flash gordon (ah ah!) / at the alamo

12 - ate ben & jerry's / non-dairy mint chocolate / cookie frozen treat

13 - updating name at work / because microsoft forgot / that i did before

14 - it is far too hot / i melt and burn walking home / human crème brûlée

15 - hunt for a backpack / for kid's travel ends in luck / bargain acquired

16 - pride flags on wall but / transphobic ticket checker / confusing amtrak

17 - we see dinosaurs / and the depths of the ocean / in Field Museum

18 - alarm almost pulled / kiddo seeks bathroom exit / in dark theater

19 - return amtrak train / passed burning downtown building / springfield's post-noon heat

20 - the bathroom status / at work is now truly shit / gender neutral closed

21 - watched hank green stand up / about peeing out cancer / and doomed wingéd ants

22 - drag queen storytime / in the cool alamo lounge / then some mini golf

23 - corned beef for dinner / we have a decadent meal / with mashed potatoes

24 - planning week for work / but many are now delayed / thanks to canceled flights

25 - new tv channel / cartoons to view all the time / always saturday

26 - talk on cost savings / but time is also money / and meeting time drags

27 - coworker leaving / and others may go as well / a little panicked

28 - worked from home today / but didn't really do much / post-planning pre-work

29 - corny exhibit / and then later some corn ice cream / an a-maize-ing day

30 - more covid trouble / for my family back home / hope they get better

July

1 - american bills / so boring compared to world / no axolotls

2 - visit my dear friend / in hospital icu / still there are smiles

3 - signing up for math / to start in the fall online / where are my calc notes?

4 - fourth of july noise / fireworks and then thunderstorms / i am still awake

5 - a mouse poked its head / up by my bed to steal chips / did the storms bring you?

6 - spent all day driving / yearly alone time starts now / with a cracked windshield

7 - forgot my glasses / getting groceries seasick / won't do that again

8 - the crack has spread / across the entirety / of my poor windshield

9 - in-law lightning strike / terrifies my kiddo and / cuts off internet

10 - guitar via zoom / while car awaits repair day / mic volume too low

11 - today i miss them / the quiet is sometimes more / than one had wanted

12 - windshield is replaced / lifted mood with chuck tingle / and monster profiles

13 - depression growing / now playstation disk drive broke / i am but jelly

14 - hospital visit / then electronics shopping / i shouldn't buy things

15 - transcript processing / complete; can i enroll now / for fall math classes?

16 - the rains pommel down / and the D are in crisis / what a downer day

17 - melancholic day / so binge-watching anime / eating all alone

18 - a buttoned-down mind gone / comedy album heroes / vanish with each year

19 - received empty box / to fill up and then ship back / good luck ps5

20 - strangely nice weather / so i go to the muny / nice pokémon hat

21 - a trip to the zoo / taking photos with glasses / is a new challenge

22 - what is there to say / i walked to work, did work, / and then i walked home

23 - mission from kiddo / buy exclusive edition / mystic book of bill

24 - still the mouse remains / i play my ps vita / while watching it run

25 - fanny pack wearing / wolverine drinks one more pint / no popcorn bucket

26 - going through my clothes / trying to clean up my room / failing like normal

27 - some legos shattered / but now my family's back / playstation's back too

28 - watch deadpool again / but now with my family / good time had by all

29 - we're back to the grind / stressful work, family back / need to last one week

30 - wish i could force dad / to not work at all; to rest / precarious health

31 - resurrect ipod / music after a long lull / a skip in my step

August

1 - with a crash it fell / kiddo dropped a balanced glass / its shards on the floor

2 - old ipod still works / loaded up with music but / modern software sucks

3 - mysterious stink / permeates the laundry load / unending horror

4 - back to school shopping / is difficult with no list / an attempt is made

5 - trip preparation / for our phone and banking ease / getting hyped to go

6 - registration done / now i can do maths this fall / very discretely

7 - today we travel / by bus, by train, by airplane / oh so much airplane

8 - welcome to munich / hugendubal lost four floors / time and change are cruel

9 - glypothek sculptures / and lego minifigures / study human form

10 - the tour bus guides us / to king ludwig's neuschwanstein / then munich traffic

11 - not axolotls / but close can be seen at zoo / oppressive heat wave

12 - deutsches museum / has lots to offer except / nowhere has safe food

13 - heat wave continues / and there is no cool escape / und so wir kochen

14 - long flight day again / but this time all in reverse / i want to sleep soon

15 - dental appointment / for kiddo goes very smooth / a little jealous

16 - upstairs bathroom sink / does not want to give water / time for more plumbing

17 - happily cheer on / the kirin dragon boat team / this hot sunny day

18 - new music player / spending day on library / fixing music tags

19 - we wake up early / why is kid's school so early / time does not compute

20 - the faucet is fixed / we have all the pressure now / but in a good way

21 - start back with guitar / argentinian music / with catchy rhythm

22 - fixed a bug at work / then went to the baseball game / with my work colleagues

23 - half a muny trip / anything goes had to pause / medical issue

24 - the fest of nations / oh so many food choices / and such a hot day

25 - trader joe's bread / the new recipe has milk / i had a close call

26 - it's brutally hot / overwhelmingly sleepy / can't weekend extend?

27 - comedy albums / as i drift off to slumber / let me dream-chuckle

28 - desk moving at work / now a hero's journey from / the rest of my team

29 - the oppressive heat / renders me a puddle and / a broken record

30 - hundreds of beavers / conjure up the loudest laughs / can't hear the movie

31 - haircut for kiddo / had to handhold the stylist / through the lulu bob

September

1 - grocery shopping / no matter which store we shop / costs more than i want

2 - the japanese fest / calligraphy and sumo / both entertaining

3 - smoke alarms replaced / package delivered open / and more math homework

4 - high anxiety / i feel very stressed out / because lights flickered

5 - webhost has been changed / and it went without a hitch / i have trust issues

6 - mister bubbles gift / and beetlejuice squared showing / for my beau's birthday

7 - discrete math homework / interspersed with playstation / train simulator

8 - second birthday day / trampolines and playground time / but no phone as gift

9 - practice proof writing / requires nuance, detail, / and being awake

10 - two weekends of ma'am / impact of which is lessened / by your use of he

11 - reading clever proofs / beautiful, as finn would say / "mathematical!"

12 - forgot my glasses / so worked through a hangover / i'm so very tired

13 - i listen to films / working in vacant office / i can laugh aloud

14 - hear the theorbo / a lute taller than i am / and with far more bass

15 - at poetry read / beau gets complaint poems from me / metrical bitching

16 - dragging myself up / i don't want to go to work / stupid adulting

17 - kid is into bees / i naturally mean beads / egg is into beads

18 - work's a hamster wheel / the rodent enjoys the turn / alas i do not

19 - forest park concert / was hard to catch, not unlike / ohtani's record

20 - a sibling visit / with food and comedy stream / and a power surge

21 - baseball game attempt / thwarted due to the loudness / seats under speakers

22 - grocery shopping / but it's just me and the kid / while beau cries at show

23 - work planning again / but without most of the team / what are we doing?

24 - so very tired / i nap while they eat dinner / dreaming of days off

25 - most productive time / in the long business meeting / bought weird al tickets

26 - meeting week now ends / a colleague's memorial / puts death on my mind

27 - halfway through my class / one half of one tenth finished / bring on the future

28 - kid spends night at friend's / so vegan food, gay pride fest, / megalopolis

29 - swimming at the y / but i'm a horrible frood / where is my towel?

30 - got library card / for audiobook access / no one to talk to

October

1 - it's "just politics" / and yet that's not really true / can i live my life?

2 - as the day goes on / it calls for more attention / the pain in my throat

3 - didn't go to work / throat is clawed, and ears are full / but it's not covid

4 - thought i'd work from home / hello fever, my old friend / took off work again

5 - last night stage advanced / are you there god? it's kiddo / she skips when i cried

6 - woke up with hell pain / went to urgent care and got tested / swab says it's strep throat

7 - a jello diet / for the soup salt burns my throat / give me cold relief

8 - approaching normal / talking and yawning are both / absolute torture

9 - working from home still / but i finally emerge / for guitar lesson

10 - now back in office / making my throat hurt again / but now with talking

11 - at work storms brewing / a manager hurricane / casualties pending

12 - a day of shopping / beads books and food but i keep / feeling exhausted

13 - day mostly alone / video games and music / plus my math homework

14 - a day off from work / but the food options are closed / always on mondays

15 - turtle sculpture passed / library card upgraded / so i can print now

16 - after a ten climb / reached second from bottom rung / corporate ladder

17 - finish the last test / and so practically end / the first of ten steps

18 - will you celebrate / is the unceasing question / so we eat pho now

19 - saw japanese silks / and trees red like kiddo's hair / an artful outing

20 - when was the last time / i swallowed a whole book down / in a single day

21 - trying to review / all my calculus one notes / sequel after years

22 - heater was clogged up / so paid for a technician / almost every year

23 - printer not working / guitar lesson music thus / read off a phone screen

24 - finished all the things / first class out of ten now done / enjoyed discrete math

25 - halloween party / for all employee kiddos / kid shy and tepid

26 - kiddo turned me down / when i offered library / so i went alone

27 - woken with a start / dream dissolves to near-vomit / bad acid reflux

28 - u-substitution / but i'm not replacing you / silly mister x

29 - a few things left out / in my first calculus class / extra review now

30 - japanese reading / is a slow halting process / i hope to improve

31 - a goodwill costume / kid's an obscure character / but still gets candy

November

1 - empty work friday / so i sit with my old team / conversation day

2 - we watch godzilla / but theater distracted / my sniffling partner

3 - i venture alone / kiddo doesn't feel like it / grocery shopping

4 - study site i use / refuses to load at all / a wasted lunch break

5 - umbrella in hand / i vote in record rainfall / afternoon rainbow

6 - feel at 4 a.m. / despair for democracy / cartoon ostriches

7 - some line has been crossed / i'm twice asked "aren't your toes cold" / colder weeks ago

8 - surprise street paving / and the heater has gone out / very stressful day

9 - after heater fixed / shed tears for the wild robot / and for the snack bill

10 - visit my parents / saw ladder hang out window / of passenger car

11 - helping my kiddo / brings dysphoria en masse / with sports bra shopping

12 - frustrating work day / trapped in knit picking meeting / i just want to work